Friday, March 18, 2011

The $3000 Rock

See that little rock? It is worth $3000!!


My cute little 5-year-old stuck that tiny little rock IN HIS EAR on Monday afternoon while at preschool.

I guess he got bored with popcorn kernels.

After we tried getting it out ourselves, but not wanting to push it further we went to the ER where we waited for 6 hours so the ER doctor could do exactly what we were trying to avoid - push it in further. Surprisingly, he couldn't get it out so we were directed to the ENT doctor the next morning who confirmed that the ER doctor admitted he pushed it in further. The ENT doctor tried using a little vacuum suction thingamajig to get it out. It didn't work. So we were scheduled for outpatient surgery on Wednesday morning.

When someone says the word anesthesia and your child's name in the same sentence it does NOT make us mama bears happy campers. Thankfully, they were able to retrieve that tiny little $3000 rock and he is back at school and his old self again although I hope that doesn't mean he'll be sticking more rocks in his ears because I'm not sure I'll be able to handle it. I honestly think it was more traumatic for me than him.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Love or Hate

Love him or hate him?

I made the grave mistake of sending my husband to the grocery store alone while I worked. I thought he had changed and learned the error of his ways. You see, he used to do the grocery shopping, but because he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth he knows nothing of a budget when it comes to the grocery store and sweets. I took over the shopping after I proved to him we could keep the weekly grocery bill at $100 and still get what we need and for the most part what we want. After almost a year of showing him this fool proof method I felt he could handle it and keep within the $100 and not bring home crap. Apparently not!

Seriously!

I'm trying to be patient because I am going against change 30+ years of terrible eating habits and I keep reminding myself that its baby steps. I have actually gotten him to change his burgers here at home. He has gone from a 25 grams of fat sirloin burger with Dennison's Chunky Chili all over it to a 6 grams of fat turkey burger with 98% fat free Dennison's Chili. So to redeem himself from the above pictures of Willy Wonka-ness he also came home with these -

To irk me even more he actually managed to stay within the $100 budget.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Why God - Why?



A gift for watching a neighbor's fish

Why God - Why?