Picking Jake up from school and buckling him in the car -
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Jake: Mommy? Is that a zipper on your shirt? (accidentally touches my boob).
Me: Yes Jake.
Jake: Mommy, I yike your boobies.
Me: Thank you Jake, but remember we don't touch or talk about people's boobies until we are older (struggling to maintain my composure) Why do you like them?
Jake: Because they are so cute.
Me: Thank you Jake.
Jake: Mommy? Does daddy yike your boobies?
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How am I supposed to answer that?
Yeaaah - really glad I am a man with a daughter right now . . .
ReplyDeleteI'm interesting in knowing how you DID answer that! :)
ReplyDeleteI completely changed the subject by reminding him of his treat for being a good listener at school. Phewww
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